New Zealander are a pretty funny bunch, just look at Flight of the Concords (still can’t believe that got canceled). Anyway one form of entertainment for New Zealanders is to get creative when naming your baby. Some people came up with names so strange they were abusive, at least that is what one New Zealand judge thought. Here’s a list of names he deemed to bizarre to inflict upon kids.

1. Yeah Detroit
2. Stallion
3. Twisty Poi
4. Keenan Got Lucy
5. Sex Fruit
6. Fat Boy
7. Cinderella Beauty Blossom
8. Fish and Chips (twins)

Sex Fruit is totally clear, I can understand where you are coming from with that and sort of think that would be an awesome name. Like when you meet a hot girl named Brett, if she pulls it off. Stallion is the same deal, that kid would be pretty awesome if he was on the football team. Twins Fish and Chips is quirky and falls into the same vein as naming twins stuff that rhymes like — Mandy and Sandy. Fish and Chips is better though because it guarantees they will never eat them and safeguards them from obesity. With 1 in 5 New Zealand kids overweight this seems more like a protective measure more than anything. That all being said, naming your kid Fat Boy is cruel beyond belief. It should certainly result in loss of custody and incarceration in some facility with padded walls, cups of green jello and medication time.